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I think I may be a talented photographer. I took just one photo with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery.

Artists do not steal. But they do borrow without giving back.

-Ned Rorem

 

Whether an illustrator is successful or not is all based on the look of the draw.

-Dennis Miller

 

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:-“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

 

I tell you, the more I think, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.

-Vincent van Gogh

 

AMEN VINCENT!